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Elephantamus Drunkimus

October 1, 2008

Depression looms like a giant scrotal sack above the American people. Without a bailout, the banks of this great land threaten to teabag us into oblivion. In the middle of this murky clusterfuck comes a stumbling and inebriated elephant of truth and Republican knowledge to help guide us through all the liberal media bullshit and Obama fairy tales. Oh, she’s got big tits too!
-Sassy Pants McGhee (Mike Syxx)
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