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My brain is bleeding…

October 15, 2008

I can barely hear myself think…I don’t even know how I have the mental capacity to write this.

My conservative wit has evaporated.

Obama is going to become president…and candy corns will be eradicated from earth. I’m pretty sure that’s a white-person food. (shut up, I’m not racist. I abhor white people too)

I gotta get home and build a bunker in my basement.

I’m going to stock it with Coke Zero and candy and paper the walls with Reagan quotes. That’s all I need to make it through the next four years.

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