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I might be packin’ some heat soon

November 6, 2008

I think I might get a gun.

Here are my reasons:

1. Barack Hussein Obama doesn’t want me to have one

2. Just imagine how hot I’ll look holding one

3. If the economy gets worse, I might need to hunt for my own food

4. I probably won’t be able to afford to do anything soon, so shooting a gun in my back yard might prove to be a worthwhile diversion

5. There are a few Obama supporters on my street…I want them to fear me

6. I’m pretty sure we’re going to see a rise in old-west style gunslinging in this country

7. I’m considering moving to Wyoming…and I’m pretty sure you have to own one just to get in

8. It’s easier to commit crimes…and I have a feeling criminals are about to get a leg up

9. When people ask me to go out, I can tell them no, cause I have to clean my gun

10. If you own a gun, you get accessories. What girl doesn’t dream of a holster once in a while?

One Comment leave one →
  1. Anonymous permalink
    November 7, 2008 2:42 am

    the gop is in big trouble. have you seen the #s from 18-29 yo voters? HEAVILY dem. 65% of Hispanics voted Dem, and 90% of AfAm voters voted Dem. This is a huge bloc of voters that will be difficult to defeat anytime soon, as both AfAm and Hispanic are growing rapidly. The GOP needs to figure out how to appeal to these groups in order to win national offices – and I can tell you – Palin ain’t the answer.

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