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Caught!

March 7, 2009

I have a little ritual. Whenever I go to Target, I have to sneak over to the book section and cover up all the Barack Obama paraphernalia.

Childish? Yes

Fun as all get out? Double yes!

Well today…I GOT CAUGHT!

Some ugly, middle-aged lady with zero sense of style spotted me (clearly a liberal). I tried to be cool about the whole thing…but it’s sort of uncomfortable knowing that a liberal is watching you.

I thought she had left, so I finished my work and went to find the rest of my party….well not a minute later I see the ugly liberal turning all the Barack Obama books back around! How dare she!

Undoing all my hard work like that.

Well I declared war. I promptly picked up every Ann Coulter book I could find and carried it around with me while I stalked the ugly liberal through the book section.

FINALLY she left and I took the arm full of Coulter readin‘ over to the socialism section and prominently displayed hers over the top of Barry’s.

Take that you ugly liberal.

~T the D

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8 Comments leave one →
  1. Grady permalink
    March 7, 2009 11:04 pm

    I was in D.C. last week, and you wouldn’t believe the BHO merchandising EVERYWHERE. If you think the Target book section is overwhelming… there wasn’t a store, boutique, kiosk or newsstand that wasn’t selling Obama shirts, magnets, stickers, plates, hats, hand towels, books, lunchboxes, life-size cutouts… you name it, they had it. Every. Single. Store. I almost bought an Obama cigarette lighter.Anyway, something tells me they weren’t selling Bush t-shirts when he was elected. Regardless of party, the whole thing was stomach-turning and befitting of a Third World dictator. He’s like our Kim Jung-Il.So keep fighting the good fight, but realize it’s a lost cause.

  2. cocked and loaded permalink
    March 8, 2009 8:45 am

    You are a riot T!

  3. The Ripley Porch permalink
    March 8, 2009 2:36 pm

    They will eventually make this into an actual crime…and drag you off to the local jail…to sit in cells with other criminal Republicans. Shame on you!!!

  4. Anonymous permalink
    March 9, 2009 7:44 pm

    Pretty sad when you go as far as to cover up literature concerning Obama. Get the fuck over it already. He’s not going anywhere, so you best just get used to seeing his face all over the place.

  5. T the D permalink
    March 9, 2009 8:15 pm

    So I guess the ugly liberal isn’t the only person who can’t accept a bit of good-natured fun. I bet you don’t get invited to a lot of parties.~T the D

  6. Anonymous permalink
    March 9, 2009 8:31 pm

    I am Republican. I just know stupidity when I see it. Go turn yourself into the looney bin, please.

  7. T the D permalink
    March 9, 2009 8:38 pm

    If you can’t take a joke, then you’re really not the kind of Republican I care to associate with anyway. Get off your high horse, please. ~Tricia

  8. Wakefield Tolbert permalink
    March 10, 2009 2:09 pm

    Dear…..anonymouse, whomever, Republican at that, so you say:I figure all’s fair in love and war, and it seems that since out of some very NON-FUN motivated crap being hoisted on us, including some REAL censorship from the LEFT, all the while smearing conservative politicians for thishttp://michellemalkin.com/2008/09/17/the-book-banners-hollywood-ignores/…then a little levity is in order.We are fully aware the Chicago’s shakedown ACORN-CRA “community organizer” scam artist who’s not qualified to run a lemonade stand is now calling the shots.Disappointing and dangerous, yes.And yeah–we “get it” as well as “get over it”..Except in one degree”We’re not going to “get over it” if by this you mean no commentary on the destruction of this economy, the refusal for sound energy policy and the like, and thus the whole nation.

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